The Josh Read Show...it means so many things to all of our hearts. Most of all, it means that you are nothing but an idiot, and I am nothing but a fool for believing in you. Now then. Let me tell you a little about the show. We started in 1943 as a means of communication to out-of-touch seniors. Large demographic there, considering all seniors are out-of-touch. That doesn't just go in the figurative sense, but also in the literal; who would want to touch a senior citizen? Well, I think we should all take time out to hug our seniors, because they too were once people.
Sir Abraham Lincoln one said of The Josh Read Show,
"I listened to it and it was like taking crack cocaine with my wife Sherry while going 200 kilometers per hour in our personal jet and holding a monkey in our collective left hand and a pancake in our collective right. We then begin to eat the monkey, thinking it was the pancake. We couldn't tell because we were going so fast, and we just got whiplash seconds earlier when we hit a small rock, so our directional senses were confused."
I think that sums it up quite well. Unfortunately for Lincoln, our show is now completely different. Well, it's the same as he described it, but it's no longer for out-of-touch senior citizens but rather out-of-touch losers.
Look, I love you. We're all friends here. Just listen to my show, and we'll forget about this whole incident.
Thank you.
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